Myth #5: Is the Biblical account of Noah, the Ark, and the Flood accurate?

Answer: Yes, the Biblical account of Noah, the Ark, and the Flood is accurate.Â First, we collected over one billion pieces of raw data relating to this question.Â Second, we used our AI Supercomputer Collosus to construct all of the over 1,000,000,000,000,000 (one quadrillion [one thousand trillion]) possible interpretations of the raw data.Â We then filtered this interpretation matrix with the ten billion “common and universally accepted facts related to the question.”Â This gave us the expected two possible interpretations of the data – (1) these things happened or (2) these things might have happened.Â Note that ** the facts do not allow the conclusion that these things definitely did not happen**.Â To move from two possible interpretations to one sure interpretation we applied “a million laws of probability.”Â Note that objective, interpretational conclusions can never be perfect but they can be persuasive.Â Our AI Supercomputer Collosus “concluded” that the chance that the Biblical account is accurate is 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% (that’s “99.” followed 90 times by the number 9).Â This is one trillion times greater probability than the probability that “the sun will rise tomorrow.”

*Now, since we are insane about arriving at infallible conclusions, we also provide one million independent empirical and logical proofs that the Biblical account is accurate in 200,000 more pages of our encyclopedia.*